8 Episodes In...
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
7:37 AM
Things it has taken me 8 Episodes to realize:
-There will always be a retarded P.A. in the office. Stop wishing they would go away. Its unavoidable. And frankly, if you didn't have a retarded P.A. in the office, who would you have to make fun of? Politicians?
-When you miss a day of work, people will always assume it was the Irish Flu. Especially Peter.
-Yet again, when you miss a day of work, something will always be missing from your desk upon your return, no matter how small it may be. Take a staple remover. People think you wont miss it. But you will. Also, the dick that left my key, broken, in my drawer lock, you're a dick.
-Im still missing my calculator. This will always upset me.
-Lastly, when from the very beginning of the season you have told the P.A.'s (yep, even the not retarded one, but, in this case, it was in fact, the retarded one) that they are to arrive 30 minutes prior to the call time, including pre call, and then they dont show up till 30 minutes after that said time, its okay to picture yourself punching them in the face when they look at you confused, pretending they didn't know this, when, you know they did.
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