Some topics I would like to cover in today's blog:
-Pinback
-The glory of time and a half on Labor Day
-Working with boys
-Why dancing gets you in trouble
-The Geek Squad


Firstly, Pinback. I'm pretty sure someone I know once referred to them as "the shits tits" and although I don't know how accurately this colorful string of worlds expresses my love for them, I know they rock hard. Take the song "Penelope". Though this song has no drum beat to speak of, a clapping like sound can be heard throughout the song that does more, dare I say, then some drums could ever do for the song. The bass is all sorts of incredible and the multiple break-downs in the song pretty much makes it more addictive then twizzlers if you know what I mean.

Next up is time and a half. Today was my first ever working experience on Labor Day and coincidently my first ever time and a half experience as well. I'm not sure why I didn't do it sooner. It was ten times better then a regular work day. Being as it was a holiday is was so busy I didn't have time to think which of course creates the sensation of time flying. BUT, while time was flying by I was getting paid more then normal making the fact that I was working much less painful if harmful at all. Thus time and a half is ingenious.

Don't get me wrong, I like boys. I like working with boys. It really is more fun then I've ever had at any other job. Why the bullet then? Well, its just this one thing. What is with guys and adjusting there dicks like 10 million times a day? I'm around and I guess its no big deal to them since they are moving themselves around non stop. But its like, yo, thats a customer, Im not gonna call you on touching your dick in public, I might find it funny, but I don't think some old guy and his wife are gonna be to thrilled to see you play with yourself. I just don't know. Someone explain.

Quickly, don't dance like a skank with boys. Even if they can dance really well and it might be attractive. Even if you're drunk and he did win the Robot contest, your dancing with him because you like to dance but I'm afraid in boy world skank dancing is some sort of fatal mistake. Your thoughts are welcome on this as well.

Lastly, I'm thinking maybe I want to make my way over to the Geek Squad at Best Buy and give it a try. Right now I'm not register trained so I get about as far as selling them a computer and then wheeling them over to the "Precinct" (Geek Squad Bench) and letting them go from there. I'd have to deal with some pissed off and/or stupid customers when they bring in computers for repair but I think I might have more fun repairing computers and fucking around with them then selling them. I don't like pushing things on people. Even though we don't work on commission at Best Buy I still feel like I should have a certain amount of turn around and maybe I'm a push over but I don't want to sell you things you don't need. Plus I would get a badge. Awesome. 0 comments