Today things were going well. I went to Sociology and learned nothing then I headed to my office where my computer was supposedly fixed. I walk into my office only to see this GIANT prehistoric Samsung screen sitting were my once beautiful flat panel lived. I almost had a heart attack. I committed to sitting down and pretending that I was working only to sign onto AIM and talk. This is were things get shifty. I put in my screen name, AmidalaQ22, then my super secret pass word and its like, BLAM! Your blocked BIATCH. Please click here for more information. I'm like, what bitch. So I click on the more info button to find out that since my parents canceled AOL (see: 5 million months ago) the screen name you used for AIM, if it was the same AOL screen name you had, will no longer be available. AOL straight jacked me. So I pretty much had a little break down but thought, oh, you know, its probably this shit computer, I'll go over to the computer lab and chickity-check it out. I walk over, log on, bring up AIM and the same thing happens. It was like AOL had taken a part of my identity and it didn't even care. I've had that screen name since I was 10. Fucking 10 years old. Like, you cant even use AIM unless your 13 now. I was a fucking 10 year old internet PIONEER! That name is MINE. MY OWN. MY PRECIOUS...

I made myself a new name and then e-mailed the customer service mother fuckers and demanded that my name be made available again so that I wouldn't have to deal with this AOL Time Warner Bull SHIT. So then I come home today only to see that I'm still logged on under my screen name from this morning before school. I obviously cant sign off AOL which also rules out me ever turning off my computer again or I will never be able to sign back in under my beloved name. I don't want another name. Everyone knows this name. And what about the people I only talk to at very random times. What if I IM them and I have to inconvenience them with like, Hi, this is Rachel, had to change my name, sorry, how are things spiel. I don't want to do that. I just wanna be AmidalaQ22.

So, pretty much I'm gonna have to get a new name. Anyone have any ideas? I'm obviously heart broken and cant be bothered to think of one for myself.

Please Help.
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