Ah. So much has changed since my last blog. Before the 2nd of November I was a hopeful, idealistic, skinny college student. But, now that my dreams have been crushed and I'm extremely depressed I'm still a college student, thought I might just become obese because of all the eating caused by the re-election of my least favorite Texan. What happened America? I thought you wanted a change. In my desperation I asked around and evidently with this Democracy we have the American people get what they deserve. Funny, I thought we were supposed to get what we want.
You'll be happy to know that today I had an epiphany which I'm sure you will all be interested in. On the 31st I posted an article about the problems the Artic is facing due to the rising temperatures in the area which is being caused, among other things, by global warming. Now, all someone has to do is look at a map off of CNN to see that most of the population who voted for Kerry lives on the coasts. The west coast entirely, and the upper east coasts are covered with democrats. So, what I realized is that Bush doesn't care about global warming or the rising of the sea level 25 ft because when that sea level increases all the democratic cities will become water logged leaving Bush with his Middle America Republican Paradise. So, by 2070 you can expect a one party nation with many drowning democrats. No wonder Bush dropped the Kyoto treaty so quickly. I have to give it to the guy, he sure thinks shit through. I would have never figured out his plan if it wasn't for all those articles saying how the current administration has been trying to keep this study on the down-low. Well Bush, you cover is blown. We may not have states to occupy in the coming years but I can asure you that we will move inland and your plan for total republican domination will fail.

I'm a genius. I know.

I'm heading over to Sea Town this weekend for my beloved car show. I'm a little bitter I'm missing out on The Roots and Interpol on the east coast, plus I hear Currens brother wants to make out, but, I like Seattle, and fast cars, so I'll get over it. It's not like Steph, Chels and Curren wont call me drunk with all the excitement anyways. Plus, last time we all hung out, Steph was so gone she wanted to go to sleep on the side walk. It's too cold for that now and I'm afraid that if it happened again I'd have a hard time getting her to change her mind. Plus, such awesome people as Tasha, Laura, Alyssa, Peter, and, well, maybe Micah, live in Seattle so the city has to be okay right?

One more thing: the Star Wars Episode III teaser trailer came out today and I watched it like 5 million times. Its so FREAKING AWESOME. Wanna see it? Tell me. I'll be happy to help you out. If the movie is as good as the trailer we could have quite a story on our hands. And with that, good night. Or, good morning.
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