Defense Secretary
Donald Rumsfeld mixed up al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and deposed Iraqi President Saddam Hussein twice in a speech on Friday about the war against terrorism.

Oh, wow, Rumsfeld, get a grip man. Whats your job again? As Secretary of Defense shouldn't you know how to keep these two seperate in your head? That could be a problem if not...


Scientists are claiming that the unprecedented ferocity and frequency of the hurricanes that have battered the Caribbean this year can be blamed on one factor: the unexpectedly warm water that has been building up in the Atlantic over the past year.

Hum, maybe, JUST maybe, if we were still apart of the Kyoto Treaty things could be changed for future generations so that they wouldnt have to go through this as well. But I don't know, I mean, Bush "does not support the treaty" so it's got to be wrong, right? Hey, do you guys remember that "energy crisis" we had a while back. Oh, hold on, that was just a big scandal, Enron and all that jazz. So, really, if you think about it, Bush really has no reason now not to re-join the treaty. Unless of course it would mean the US would have to cut down on its "gas and coal-powered energy industries". Wait, you mean like oil? Like, gas used in cars? I just thought it might be cool to have cars that didn't rely on gas you know? To like help the environment and stuff? Wouldn't that just be a jolly good time. Makes me wonder why Bush hasn't been pushing more for alternatives in the fuel industry. After all Bush said that "We'll be working with our allies to reduce greenhouse gas..." so that whole getting rid of cars running on gasoline would help, right? Gosh, it sure is horrible that the Bush fortune is based in oil. Must make it hard for Bush to look for alternatives.
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