I'm going to try to chronicle the events of last night for you. The events might seam a little outrageous, only when Jen is involved of course, but, as it's the truth, Im sure you'll get used to it.

Jen and I hit the Football game up and by the time we got there it was half time and the score was EWU 36 CWU 0. It was cold, everyone was leaving and Jen and I didn't know what to do with ourselves. I found out earlier in the day that all the kids I thought would be back in town weren't and most the parties were Frat kick offs. Yippy. On our way back to Jens car we were both on our cell phones seeing what was going down when some guys started yelling at us. Me, being the person I am, decided that these guys were drunk and shouldn't be hassling nice girls walking to their cars so I proceeded to go over to them and started to tell them their obnoxious banter wasn't flattering nor should it be tolerated. The guys responded by giving me a beer and inviting Jen and I to a party on the South Hill. Jen and I accepted and we were soon on our way with some Tonny kid in the back seat heading over to his house were the party was in full swing. At 8:30. Heinous, I know. Come to find out these guys aren't student they are a bunch of air force boys living off base and basically all they do is work and drink. Works for me, all I needed was a beer bong and they had one. Jen and I did the old coin toss and I got to chat with the drunken boys, staying sober to drive, while Jen got trashed and disappeared for about 45 minutes with some random dude. I figured I might be able to find Jen when he walked into the Kitchen naked with his forty and started talking to me. I ended up finding Jen drunk in the bathroom with the kids sheets on. We found her clothes, almost had to leave her favorite bra since it was in-between the bed and the wall, told the guys we had to go pick up a friend and that we would be right back. Jen left adding another guy to her count and I jacked one of his cool hats which I wore for the rest of the night. Thanks Tonny, I owe you one. So, we really didn't have a friend to pick up till about 2 minutes later when Brian, a friend of a guy Jen dated, called us from Dick's downtown were we went and picked him up. As a thanks for the ride Jen got a whammy and I scored the only type of hamburger I eat, ketchup only. Just a side note, that was like the greatest hamburger ketchup only I have ever had. Like, you would think since I get the same thing every time you can't really improve on such a thing, but no, you can. So, we have Brian, food and a new party to go to. At this party I broke out the digital camera while everyone was playin drinking games and Im pretty sure if those people ever amount to anything I will have sufficient blackmail photos of all of them. When things there started to wind down we hit our third and last party of the night with a one Miss Danielle Bright. You know that scene in Dazed and Confused when the kid is buying beer at the quick stop and he uses a cover story from another guy and he tells the cashier he's "working for the city. You know, its money in my pocket." I felt like that last night at D's party. I ran into a kid I went to middle school with who stabbed me in the leg with a pencil, the mark is still there, and talked to him a bit but he's gotten fat so I wasn't that bitter about the led. Then a kid I used to go to Youth Group with and then High School till he dropped out showed up. I was like what are you up to, he was like, workin, school, you know. It's so weird seeing kids at parties I haven't seen in ages. Some kids personalities just don't change at all. Anyways, Jen who has just been drinking all night decides she is finally housed and that we should head home so that she can get to sleep before she has to work. We got home at like 2:00, crashed and didn't get up till 11:00 this morning. Jen had to work at 1:00 so she dropped me off on her way to work this afternoon. I don't know how she does it. Honestly. Like, does it take something special to just sleep with some random kid you've known for two hours? Whatever it is I don't think I have it.

P.S. If any of you love me, could you please buy me the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD that comes out on Tuesday? Thanks.

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