Let me just start out by saying just because you're good at something doesn't mean you have to show off your abilities. Like, if you have nun chuck skills, or like, computer hacking skills, there is no need to demonstrate them all the time. If I took this advice from myself I wouldn't have a head ache right now. I was supposed to play Halo with Ben last night. All night just chilling, workin on my skills. I did for a while, Im getting pretty good, but then Jen called and was like you and D, Danielle a friend of ours from high school, have to come over and we will drink in our pj's. I'm like sure, why not, so I drive my ass over to Jens house expecting a quite girls night not knowing I would wake up at 11:30 this morning wondering why my back and elbow(lips)hurt real bad. I got to Jens, sat down, and had a beer. Jens cute friend Danny came over on his way to the strip club and said hi. He wasnt around for more then 15 minutes and he took off. I had just finished my first Coors. Ew. Jen all of a sudden is like, hey, lets funnel, and I of course break into my "I funneled out of a 20ft funnel from the second story of a house earlier this summer" speech. D was, of course, impressed and wanted to see my skills in action so I went first. Jen goes, Danielle goes for the first time EVER and we all congratulate ourselves. I took another one 15 minutes later and then another probably 30 minutes after that. In the mean time Jen and Danielle are drunk dialing boys. I talked to so many people last night it was outrageous. I took it upon myself to place a call to Tasha and Sterling. By that time I was so drunk I didn't even know that two boys had shown up. Danny, back from the strip club and Miles. We chatted and I funneled again, this time for the guys. Later I wanted Nachos. Jen made some for me. I was sitting on the counter eating them and then all of a sudden I just fall. Straight on my back off the counter. Three new boys walked in at that exact moment and everyone is like, oh my god Rachel, are you ok? I'm on the floor laughing, trying to stand up but I cant and everyone just keeps laughing and asking me what the hell happened. My elbow and left lower back took the brunt of the fall. I woke up this morning glad I didn't hit my head. I would have died. After this, to take attention away from that fact that I just fell off the counter, I ended up funneling again, this time with a Kokanee. SO after doing that again I start asking for pancakes. Seven shots of vodka and limeade later, I got them. I then made Jen call someone and by this time it was 5:00 am. Im like, hehe, call, leave a message, hehe. Oh, but who answers their phone, only you, at 5:00. So then I have to call you back and drunkenly apologies for waking you up at 5:00. I'm so, so, so, so, sorry. I really am. I feel horrible and juvenile. I was so drunk though, wish you could have been there. I really don't know how I woke up this morning. I committed the cardinal sin of beer before liquor and I fell of the counter. So kids, don't sit on the counter while drunk. Also, once, when in regards to the funnel, is more then enough. I cant believe I'm still not drunk. When you start drinking at 12:30ish the night just goes on forever. I went to bed around 5:45 when Jen was making her second batch of the pancakes. I woke up this morning with batter on my pants. Sorry again for the late drunken calling. I do feel horrible. Oh, and Tasha, did I even make any sense when I was talking at you? That was 3:00 something right? Ahahah.

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You should download Frou Frou's "Let Go". I could listen to it over and over again. Just one of the many great things Garden State has given me.
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