My ass hurts. Not like, oh, some one just kicked me in the ass, or, I was standing in the bathroom and someone opened the door into my ass, its like I've been sitting on this shit chair for hours and I have no feeling in my ass so I just walked to the artic bathroom playing with my ass to see if I really would ever be able to feel anything ever again. Luckily my ass wasn't as far gone as I had feared and I'm doing ok now. I need a new computer chair. This one is cramping my style. Well, my ass style.

Now that you all know about my ass and its well being I would just like to say I'm bored. I've been working on a data base for Jim who is in charge of Clubs and Organizations as well as Greek Life. I'm putting all the Clubs and Org's in an alphabetical listing as well as by category. This wouldnt be so bad if I was like cutting and pasting but NO, Jim hands me this “Something for Every Season" hand book with 30 pages and he is like, don't hurt me and runs into his office. So, I get to take all the information about all the clubs and orgs and type it all up into the data base. Who knew Eastern had so many clubs. So far my favorite one I've come by is the Frisbee Club. There goal is "To provide enlightenment thought activities involving a round plastic disk." Sounds like my kind of people. Kind of PCUish you think? Speaking of PCU, I hate my face. (Yo, that had nothing to do with PCU.) It's like a friend you have stuck by all these years, supporting it, giving it love, you know, just taking care of it to the best of your ability and you finally realize that this friend of yours hates you. With a passion. My face is just SHIT. I feel like a 14 year old just starting high school with bangs and baggy clothes as to not be noticed. But, as I don't have bangs and baggy clothes just don't suite my style I cant exactly hide my face and its horrible discrepancies. Its not like I don't go to the dermatologist. He gives me crap, it doesn't work or it just makes things worse. I go back; we try again, and nothing. I swear I have been on every facial medication, pill, cream or otherwise, EVER. I'm going to give up. Really. I don't even know what to wash my face with anymore. Maybe I will just stop washing it. Ok, that’s sick. Ew. Ew Ew Ew. SO, you, the reader, should give me some suggestions. Perhaps I'm missing out on some great face wash I never new about. Maybe it's just what I needed and never new about. Help me out here. I don't want to look like this forever. Ok, well, as Ive run out of things to say and I probably have all of you wondering how bad my face really is, I'm going to try and go back to working. My ass is slowly losing feeling again. Shoot me.
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