Siffl and Ollie, Siffl and Ollie SHOW! (ROCK!)

Hold on to your pants (trousers) everyone, guess who got a job. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I started work on Thursday, so today is my second day of work. Simple addition folks, no need to praise me (like you should) for my counting abilities. I hope I remember all that shit I learned yesterday. Oh what, you want to know where I work, do you?The Postal Annex of course. Who would have known their web site is kinda cool. Two long time employees that were college student graduated and left so they hired me, a college student, and Jess, some other girl. I dont know how old she is, but, I dont think she is in high school anymore and she has hygiene problems. My bosses are a married couple, Glenda and Jerry. My dads name is Jerry right and I swear I am going to start calling my boss Jer or something. He is going to be weirded out and I dont blame him. So, right, back to my new jobs were they gives me money...Glendas daughter Ellsa (I think?) trained me up good yesterday and her son, a 10th grader at NC, the high school I graduated from, came in yesterday. I was all, oh yeah, I went to NC and then it was like INSANT LOVE, more then I was getting before hand that is. SOOOO I have never used a cash register even though I worked retail for about two and a half years because I am afraid of counting money back and fucking things up. I HAVE to use one for this job and I think it will be the death of me. Plus, we send out UPS Ground and Air, as well as FedEx (same) and the United States Postal Services as well (USPS BABY). SO I have to learn boxes and prices and all this SHITE and I think its going to take a week to get down. I have to do copy shite as well. Color, black and white, you know the drill. The thing is right that Jerry and Glenda have their own office were they do like private orders or design things for clients and the shit that comes out of those offices is like HELLA ugly. I feel a little Rachel lovin coming on when I show them up with my skilz. Ok, so, yeah, I think thats all I have about the job. Oh wait, the FedEx ground guy is SEXYA. Ok, thats all.

SO, this is my first time on the computer since Monday and the first thing I do is check the IV boards. Surly they are up by now and I will have much reading to catch up on. But, to my dismay, the boards are still down. MOTHER OF GOD ABBY IS TRYING TO KILL ME. You know I love you man, but really, Im a loser and I needs somewhere to be loserish and your board was where it was at and now I am confined to my blog. How I miss clicking todays post over and over and watching what others were doing. How I loved seeing new Avatars and catching spelling mistakes in my old posts. I even loved scrolling down to see who had visited the board in the last 24 hours. But, its no more. Do not trust to hope, it is forsaken in this land.

John left Wednesday morning BUTT early and I didnt see him off. I went to the school instead. Im sure he is doing well. Not sure when he will be shipped off. Iraq LICKS.

DR ASSLICK gave us the stupidist lab assignment this week and now all I can think about when I see rocks is the percentage of Felsic and Mafic minerals in the rock and what type of texture is it. This must stop.

It snowed today about 5 inches and school wasnt closed. Are you surprised? Im not.

Jordy Palosa (Jordan is a friend of Robs)is tonight. Its his birthday and Rob is having a HUGE party tonight. I dont know what to wear or how to do my hair and I sure dont want to drive to the south hill in the snow. The things I do for boys and booze. Honestly.

I love everyone, I dont have any new Henry news, and I think I am spent. I wish it was flag day. Come tooo......

Pour it on-ha-on....

Oh, and Kelly, Im not betting you Im cool, I KNOW Im cool. Im betting you will love my coolness. Hollar.
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