I would like to inform you all of the injuries I have sustained in the past week. Get ready, Im falling apart. Curse of the Black Pearl style.

Tuesday 2nd: While working out and intensely walking on the treadmill, ok, so, really, you can walk on the treadmill and get a work out. I was going at a pace of 4.0 and it was inclined to 5.0. Its hardcore, I swears on, on the PRECIOUS! Anyways-Treadmill, walking, and my shoes take off the skin on the outside of both my ankles. It didnt bleed, but, it hurt like no ones bisnass.
Wednesday 3rd:Im working out again, on the treadmill again, dont laugh, and I look down and where my ankles where once is now just blood. The raw area from the day before was pushed passed its limit. So, the sides of my shoes we red and it was pretty gross. I dont know how I didnt feel it. Maybe I am invincible to pain like Superman. Note to self: stay away from glowing green rock. Check. Later that night Im grabbing a book and I ram my knee into Megs rocking chair. Final count: (down-Crambo RULES) Two bloody ankles and one HUGE bruise on my left knee.
Thursday 4th: Jen buys a cat and I receive many scratches of love. Jen is bitter as the kitty loves me more. What can I say folks. She steals my men; I steal the love of her cat. So, in revenge, as I am editing her final essay on the floor Jen takes it upon herself to FART right in my face. I go to hit her as hard as possible and instead of hitting her I hit the place in-between my upper and lower arm, I guess you could call it the reverse side of my elbow, on the wall. I stand up howling in pain and Jens laughing so hard she falls on the floor and Elbows my right foot smack down style. Jen: 2, Rach: 0. Thursday round up is two bruises of spectacular proportion.
Friday 5th: While transporting the cat from my car to my house she claws my right hand. It went so deep. Its a flesh wound ladies and gentlemen, its like a scratches fat relative from England that flew over for the holidays.

So, as you can see, or read, hahaha, Im in horrible condition and only wish to fall asleep. Alas all my bruises and aches make this difficult. Plus, Ben is in my bed. Bugger.

Kelly thinks Im funny. Twice. I like Kelly.

La-ters!!


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